Technically, I don't live on the Upper East Side, I live in Yorkville.
Check the wikipedia entry:
HAHAHAHAHA. I totally saw some dude trying to break into a car outside of my apartment. Totally called him on it, and called the cops. Go me.
Sadly though, Yorkville has the highest robbery rate in Manhattan (due to its deserted streets and pockets of wealthy residents).
Update: Yorkville is a subset of the Upper East Side.
Also of note: going to the gym everyday, well except today and tomorrow, due to the fact my Gym is closed for the first two days of Passover. I've literally gone every other day the last three weeks (sans Sundays, natch.) Interesting times indeed.
I'm going to write more posts in this here blog, probably on a daily basis. I'll give it a shot and see how it turns out.
Yeah, so update #2, I really live in Carnagie Hill.
I really don't know where I live.